Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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