Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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