some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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