You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
