dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
You smell like stripper and shame
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
This is my gift to your gina
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
