Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
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He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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