How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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