he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
