You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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