at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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