I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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