I need help removing her.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
my poor anus
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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