butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just threw up on my dentist
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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