mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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