Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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