you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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