Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
