It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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