I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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