I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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