Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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