My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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