Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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