My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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