Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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