Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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