Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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