is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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