but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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