I haven't been this sober since birth.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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