when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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