I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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