Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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