Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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