Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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