She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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