so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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