just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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