The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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