i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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