Jerry, you need to find god
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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