He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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