It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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