How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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