you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Fuck me I smell like cheese
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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