Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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