Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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