Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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