Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
kristin has been a bad kristin
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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