wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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