i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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