i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
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i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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