I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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