i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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